Oh yes, for three years ago the beard was born! (Three years and one day, actually). In the time since our last gathering together to celebrate, it has been whispered in certain English departments that this beard contains within it the souls of all people alive on this planet — verily, that shaving even one [...]

Nay, not my birthday, or that of any of those who write here to entertain you. On the second of this month my beard was two years of age. For those of you who wonder at its celebration, recall that my beard is this site’s mascot. Below the cut you may gaze upon its splendor, [...]